(upon showing mm this dictionary)
"But I/we are not like these people. We are special. Don't you agree?"
Holy shit! We're not special. Do you believe me?

(upon mm reading TOW board)
"But I/we are not like these people. We are special. That is why you are so bitchy/sad/cold...you've been projecting these MM's onto me!"
Holy shit! I have to get you to stop hanging out here. You might get pissed enough to leave me.

Status Quo
Real meaning fat and happy, or lets leave things as they are and make no changes.
"Let me stay with my wife and not tell her about the affair so I can continue to sleep with both of you and she wont get pissed off".

"I will leave my wife when the kids are older."
After the children have graduated from college and get married and my wife dies then I'll consider a move.

Vacations.
Somewhere he goes because his wife drags him there, he has a miserable time, thinks about you day and night and cant wait to get back from that Cruise.


I sleep on the couch every night.
My wife got tired of my snoring and made me sleep on the couch.

'Ok, I love you'
Now that you have asked, actually you are pretty easy to get along with, the BJ's are super, you don't call me at home, you don't cry or whine too often, you seem to have the patience of Job, I only had to fix three things around your place, you haven't given me a disease, and this is only the eighty-sixth time you've asked me if I love you.

(On the telephone)
"Hi Stan, what's wrong now?"
Hi Mary Jean, if my wife buys this I'll be right over.

I SWEAR to you I haven't seen her!. .
I've talked to her 3 times on the phone today, I've sent her sweet little presents, I've sent her birthday and Christmas presents, I've offered her money to help get her out of her marriage, I've kept up with her through mutual friends, I've cornered the market on Wal-Mart calling cards so you won't see anything on the phone bill, I'm still playing those cute little games with the beepers... BUT, I haven't seen her!!!!!

I wish I'd met you before I met her.
Then I wouldn't be losing all this money I've had to give her to get the divorce.

I sleep on the couch.
Every night after supper, I fall asleep on the couch while watching TV. At 1100 my wife
wakes me up and we go to bed.

"I know that this is wrong"
Legally, that is. I'd have a whole harem if it were only legal. Maybe I'll run for president and change that.

I never knew true love until I met you.
I have never had such great sex.

I'm so in love with you. I never want this to end.
As soon as these passionate feelings pass and reality sets in, I'm out of here.

This isn't just about sex.
How can I get more?

I feel so "free" and "safe" with you.
You let me do anything I want. My wife doesn't do that.

I love her and want to save my marriage
She has me by the balls and will take me to the cleaners if I don't try to save it.

I love her and want to save my marriage
We can't see each other as often as we usually do.

I don't have words to describe my feelings for you.
I have a hard on that will explain it though!

It wasn't just sex!
Please don't realize that I have used you for the last year and a half because then you will get mad at me and go tell my W that we didn't just talk last Monday!

Lie (MM definition)
1] something he only does to the wife.
2] something it takes the OW a while to figure out he is doing to her too.
3] something MM does very well.
4] Doesn't count unless you get caught.
5] Something done to "protect" YOU.

I told her I'm only going back for the kids, not for her.
I'll tell you anything to keep the affair going.

"How about we get together this weekend and just see what happens. no pressure."
I plan on screwing your brains out 3 times on Saturday and 4 times on Sunday so bring your thong, the scented candles and the hot oil.

I don't want to make you mad
I don't want to lose you because then I'll have to have sex with my W again

You know me too well
Uh oh, you know me too well. I'll have to do something to make you wonder what I'm thinking again

I know what I want
I've got what I want, which is two women. what else could I ask for?

Please don't be upset
Oh, god, now YOU'RE going to bitch at me too? Isn't that why I'm with you? Because my W does enough of that at home??

I am proud of you
I'm proud of myself for having sex with you all the time

You cannot wait forever for me and it's ridiculous for me to expect you to
I expect you to wait forever. Well, that is, if I ever decide my kids are old enough for me to leave my W

I don't want you to think I am just out for sex
Uh oh, now you know what I really want!

You dress the way people do nowadays. I dress conservatively. It's fine for you to dress
that way, I just don't care for it
Don't wear that outfit out of the house, I don't want anyone to see you looking so good

I don't know how she found out. (read also Your protection is my main concern)
I shouldn't have left your number and name on my mobile. oops

I don't know how she found out. .
I shouldn't have left the letter you sent in my briefcase. oops

Why don't you put a restraining order on HER?
Really fight over me. I love it.

Conditions aren't right for me to leave.
I didn't think you would take all the "love" talk seriously. sheesh.

We'll spend New Year together. I promise
I never said which year.

She's really trying to make it better.
I'm cooking dinner, cleaning the house and coming home on time.

I've go no-one to talk about it, but you.
My friends think I'm wonderful. I don't want to spoil my image.

I never asked you to wait for me.
Go and fck around. I am.

G'day mate.
There are people more important in the room than you. I'll call you back.

One day.
Dream on.

"Oh so you're giving me an ultimatum..."
"You are trying to take back some control - HOW DARE YOU?. And you're not buying my BS anymore...."

I make love to her, I have sex with you.

I intend to leave when everything is in order.
When hell freezes over.

We're soul mates.
I don't have the faintest idea what the hell that means, but it's seems to be what you want me to say and if it keep you satisfied with this arrangement, fine.
I can't talk right now.
My H is home and wants a bj

I can't talk right now.
My W is home and I want a bj

"I didn't mean what I said"
"Oh sht that didn't go over too well so here's a lie."

"Oh you misunderstood my dreaming out loud."
"Sht, you want me to deliver the goods now. "

I love you but I love my wife too.
I wish that we could have a threesome!!!!!!!!

"stuff in order", as in "I will leave when my stuff is in order. "
DEFINITIONS
- Paying off credit cards.
- Getting a new credit line.
- Getting a new line.
- Getting rid of rented car w/bad contract for new rented car w/bad contract.
- Finishing that addition on the house.
- Second mortgaging the house.
- Selling the house, buying two new ones.
- School is over.
- Soccer season is over.
- Allergy season is over.
- The kids are older.
- The kids are born.
- The kids graduate.
- The kids marry.
- The kids' kids marry.
- The dog is house trained.
- The dog dies.
- The wife gets a job.
- The wife gets a new job.
- The wife gets a lawyer.
- The boss who frowns on divorce leaves.
- The boss who frowns on divorce divorces.
- The divorce laws in my state change.
- When pigs fly.
- When hell freezes over.
- When she finally throws me out.

a single available person is hitting on you? Please don't date them. It wont be much longer.
I need you.
I'm selfish.

Wish I'd met you before my wife.
I'd be cheating on you.

I told my spouse either we get in counseling, or we split.
Spouse thinks I have a mystery depression, and is sick of my shtty moods. Dragging me kicking and screaming to therapy.

I left my spouse. Lets make plans for the future. Aren't you happy?
Spouse told me to get out. I'll be begging to get back home soon.

My spouse is not as exciting as you are.
This one is actually the truth. Sex with the spouse isn't as new or clandestine, or adventuresome as with OP. After all, OP might pull out all stops to better the spouse.
I'm confused.
I cant choose between what I tell you is a shtty loveless marriage or you. Damn that's romantic.

Someday I will leave my spouse, and marry you.
Ya right. Help me out of this, and I sure as hell wont get into another marriage for a long
,long time. I wanna be single and play the field. you'll understand won't you?

I feel I'm committed to you.
I'm screwing my spouse, but don't even think about having coffee with a single person.

I've never felt this way before!
Up until now I've only had one woman to screw. But now I have two!!! This is a slice of heaven!

"wake up call"
I just realized that my wife would either kill me or divorce me if she found out.

I love my wife.
I just love fing you.

My wife doesn't pay any attention to me (said in that whiny MM voice)!
My wife works a full time job, takes care of all the kids, cooks for the family, cleans our house, balances our check book, works out to stay just the size that I want her to be --- and is too tired to find a few minutes to give my lazy ass a blow job at the end of the day!!!

You're my best friend, I can't talk to any one else like I can talk to you.
No one else but you would listen to me complain about my wife so much

"I'll call you sometime tonight"
"I'll call you when I feel like talking to you. probably in a couple of days."

"I'll come over tonight so we can spend some time together."
"If I feel like it I'll come over for sex."

I wish we could spend more quality time together.
I would like to have sex with you more often.

I feel so lucky to be able to experience this kind of life with you.
Damn, this is good sex!

Maybe in a few years I will be at a point in my life where we can be together.
Never gonna happen.

Let's practice utmost discretion, so no one gets hurt.
I'd die if anyone found out I'm not the faithful husband I appear to be.

I never meant to hurt you.
Get over it.

I'm feeling protective of you and need to back off a little.
I'm scared shitless. If your husband finds out I'm in deep trouble.

Can I call you later?
I'm in the mood for a little phone sex.

"I love you and can't imagine life without you."
"I don't want to give anything up."

"I haven't told her (W) about us because I don't want to hurt her."
"I'm petrified she'll find out and force the issue (divorce)."

"Soon she'll see that divorce is the only answer."
"I hope I can keep stalling for a while."

"My wife doesn't understand me"
"Her lips stay above my shoulders"
"My wife is frigid"
"Her lips stay above my shoulders"
"I've never loved like this before"
"My wife's lips stay above my shoulders"
"I wish my wife would think of something besides the kids and her friends."
"Her lips stay above my shoulders"
"I got married too young"
"My wife's lips stay above my shoulders"
"I've tried everything to make my marriage work."
"My wife's lips stay above my shoulders"

I finally told my Wife I confessed that you forced me to kiss you under the mistletoe, at the office party, two years ago - and my conscience was bothering me but now I feel better.
"I'm under so much stress."
"Please feel sorry for me and back off already so I can continue to have my cake and eat it, too."

"I've been having health problems."
"I'm desperate to maintain the status quo and will try every trick in the book."

"I don't want my kids to grow up in a broken home."
"But it's okay to cheat - what they don't know won't hurt them!"

"I have tried to be honest."
"After all the lies, I can honestly say that I can't leave my wife."

"I'm sorry for hurting you."
"But it's the price I've had to pay for keeping the status quo!"

"I need your help. Please be patient with me."
"I have no intention of leaving anytime soon."

I was more worried about you being seen than me.
I was scared that I would be found out. I don't want to be caught dead with you. I'd
rather be caught with drugs than with another woman.

I called you last night, but you didn't answer.
I realized this morning that I hadn't called you and I don't want you to think I wasn't thinking about you.

I feel guilty because I miss you so much.
I thought about you last night when my W and I were having sex.

1) Date
Something the marriage counselor suggested that my wife and I do, guess I'll have to make an excuse up for OW so she won't be pissed.

2) Birthday, Christmas, and other holidays
Days I have to spend with my family and wife-it's expected and ooh I'm sorry that I can't get you a gift, she might find the receipt.

3)Honesty
Something I might think about doing but, nah, I just don't think so.

4) Commitment
Realizing that my main purpose is to meet MY needs.

5) Ego
I never met one I didn't like.

6) Good bye or I love you but I love my kids (interchangeable)
Phrase that will sufficiently end things when they just get too complicated and open up the door once again to "new experiences".

My wife and I don't have sex together.
We have sex all the time, but I want you to think we don't so you'll have more sex with me.

Sorry I've been so disrespectful of your H.
Hehehe, I've been nailing his wife.

I love you like I've loved no other woman.
That sounded great. I think I really do mean that. I mean, I've never had another relationship where I get this much sex for investing so little!

I don't like to 'rock the boat'
I'm a wimp and too lazy to make any changes in my life to be with you.

Path of least resistance
I'll stay with my family, see you on the side (when it doesn't interfere with family time) - and my life will be perfect - who cares what your life is like.

I love you
When it's convenient, when it doesn't interfere with family, job, my life, as long as you don't make any demands on me, as long as you are 'fun' to be with, etc. etc.
I love you (another definition)
I want to have sex with you

Can I come over to visit?
My wife and I had a fight - can I have sex with you

Told the W that the marriage was over, it's just a matter of time before she files for divorce.
I think I told her. I didn't really SAY it was over.
2 months later-
Wife found out about us. it's really just a matter of time, trust me on this. please? I do love
you.
Yes, it's just a matter of time before you and I say our final goodbye I need to stop and buy flowers for my W before going home

I can't stop you from seeing other people, I won't be happy about it and I don't know if I could be with you knowing your with another (SINGLE) man
Its ok for me to have sex with 2 women at the same time its not ok for you to have 2 men

My wife is a crazed, psycho, lunatic, out of control maniac!
I'll say this to keep OW away from my W. That way they will never meet and compare stories and find out that I am a lying SOB!!!

Oh, she's just a customer.
And I hope you are too damn stupid to remember you were too three years ago.


"You can trust me."
Traditional definition You can see by my past actions that I am basically an honest person and would
not do anything to hurt or deceive you.
I expect you to believe everything I say no matter how ridiculous. If you don't believe me that means you think I'm a liar, and if you think I'm a liar that means you don't love me. Therefore, to prove that you love me you have to believe every ridiculous thing I tell you.

I feel so torn.
OW and W both gave me head today, you both looked sexy today, you both catered to me today, etc. .

"You just don't understand."
"You just don't understand! After all, you are logical, rational, you aren't given to lying to everyone you love, you are caring, nurturing, and kind. How could you possibly understand this B S I am making up as fast as I can to cover my A?"

I know my flight was supposed to land at 2, but we had bad weather in ________ (insert
city).
I was afraid to come home before the kids got there because you won't yell at me in front of them.

Okay, the truth is, I was afraid to come home before the kids got there because you won't yell at me in front of them.
I was afraid you were going to start asking me questions again.

Okay, the truth is, I was afraid you were going to start asking me questions again.
Can't we just forget this whole thing ever happened?